Magikarp Masterpiece Contest - Win a Shiny Karp!

Trading Name: Cow538

Offer: A Shiny Magikarp

Request: A masterpiece of writing about the Magikarp. Either (a) Write a poem about Magikarp, (b) Write a short story or a novella about Magikarp, (c) Write an informative essay about Magikarp, or (d) Write and record a rap about a magikarp. Everyone submits one, best one wins.

Further Info:

  • The poem must be at least 10 lines.
  • The short story or novella must be at least 5 paragraphs.
  • The essay must be at least 3 paragraphs.
  • There are no restrictions on the rap but it must be recorded and uploaded to youtube, soundcloud, etc.
  • The piece can be about my magikarp, your magikarp, a different specific magikarp, or magikarp in general.
  • Do not mock, ridicule, speak poorly of, or denounce magikarp.
  • I have a sense of humor. Make it funny.
  • I’ll judge it when I feel there are enough entries.
  • First place gets the magikarp, second place gets the stick that was wielded by the magikarp.

Good luck!

The chances of Magikarp winning a battle with splash is like me getting this shiny. Impossible

Believe in yourself twilight

also if thats your entry really nigga it says 10 lines

Boi might as well try to BS my way through Highschool papers again

okay thats two lines
 now eight more you’r’e doing pretty good at this

once there was a great race, who were famed for both power and grace, they wore a great crown on their head and ruled the waters many had said, but jealous gods pokemon had, frankly it kyogre mad, before the karps pokemon began to cower, arceus himself grew scared of their power, he cast them down from their throne with a mighty splash they began to groan no longer were they the best unless they passed arceus’ test to lvl 20 the must struggle to prove they arent common muggles a test to regain their magic their fate however is rather tragic, will ever they gain their greatness from the waters of torren arises something of wonder, hear them shout,“Jesuskarp,Hallelujah”!

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I have no words that is beautiful

Magikarp,Considered as the weakest Wait is he really the weakest Or somebody just say so Or it it because splash is the only move it know Look how it use splash,splash here and splash there You don’t know but it is the most beautiful splash ever Do you think Magikarp looks like an odd fish You may think it is, but it is a special kind of fish Let it level up to 20 and the you will see A fierce monster that can be And it will destroy the whole city Because you don’t treat him as a family So if you don’t want that to happen Try to love the cute little magikarp then

Magikarp Lover here All hail to majestic magikarp

My babe thinks I’m crazy Crazy for feeling this way Thinking she’s the best thing in the world Wanting to spend the rest of my life with her

Crazy for looking at her certain ways Like shes the only one in the room Crazy for dazing of into her eyes Or looking at her like shes a goddess

Crazy for loving her so much Crazy for constantly writing her poems Crazy for asking her to marry me My fiance thinks I’m crazy

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did i win

How does that have anything to do with Magikarp?

I already have one I don’t need a sti– You have a sense of humor???

Essay:

Magikarp is a very strong PokĂ©mon. Some people even consider it stronger than its mighty evolution, the fabled Gyarados. Several reasons imply this, and all of the counter-arguments can be easily defeated. Examples of Magikarp’s strength and amazingness include its ability to climb mountains by only splashing and the rarity of its shiny.

According to Bulbapedia, Magikarp can Splash high enough to leap over mountains. Given that it is only 2’11’’ tall, it is easy to say that this feat is quite impressive. Assuming men and women are weighted evenly, the average vertical jump height for all people is 16 inches. Since mountains are usually thousands of feet tall, if not tens of thousands, a Magikarp is extremely strong when it comes to jumping or splashing. Bulbapedia says that Gyrados can only jump several times its body length, while Magikarp can jump thousands of times its body length, proving Magikarp is superior. In addition, if a regular Magikarp could do this, imagine what a JESUSKARP could do.

At first glance, shiny Magikarp looks immediately pleasing. Its gold color has a very respectable place in the society as one of the most valuable materials. However, when it “evolves” to a Gyarados, its pleasing gold color turns to an agitating red. This, according to several sources ([1], [2]), can actually agitate someone and cause them to feel hungry, therefore ignoring the shiny pokemon. On the other hand, a shiny Magikarp is gold, begging to be looked at in awe.

Some horrible disbelievers may claim that Gyarados is better because of its stats. However, Gyarados only gains 1 stat in speed. Also, Magikarp’s typing is far superior. Although Gyarados loses its Grass weakness, it adds a Rock weakness and is now 4x weak to Electric. Also, it has very limited options to use Flying STAB, all of which are pretty bad competitively. The following calculation illustrates why Magikarp is better than Gyarados competitively. +5 252+ Atk Magikarp Flail (200 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Gyarados: 336-396 (101.5 - 119.6%) – guaranteed OHKO

Thus, for many reasons, Magikarp is the most superior pokemon to all, including its supposed “evolution” Gyarados. In fact, changing into Gyarados from Magikarp should be called devolution.

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Excuse my poor narrative skills and the shitty vocabulary, but heh, i did sciences in school ¯_(ツ)_/¯

https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AK_47tiXwIeNcS0u7SFN (You have to watch that before reading the story :slight_smile: )

Jesuskarp woke up. She had that dream again, and she knew it wouldn’t go away until everything was back to normal. It had been 4 months since Feebas came to the lake, and claimed himself as the true ruler of those territories. “The former ruler would have done something.”, she though, “There is no way that crappy little fish could have opposed Gyarados”. But Gyarados was gone, and nobody knew where he went. Since then, Feebas had done plenty of changes to the lake. Now everyone had to pay taxes to support all of Feebas and his soldiers’ lifestyle, and it wasn’t a modest one. Because of this, the population in the lake, once rich and wealthy, was now migrating and starting to live in poverty, and it had only been a couple of months. Jesuskarp then decided it was about time for someone to do something.

So, when the curfew went off, she packed her things and went into the streets. She avoided the Luvdisc and jumped over the wall. She had done that a lot of times, but know she knew it would be the last time for a while. Unluckily, one of the Luvdiscs saw her, although it was too late for him. She was already out of the city. But the Luvdisc recognized her.

-“Wasn’t that the little karp that is always complaining and planning riots against Lord Feebas?”

  • “What? I didn’t see anything. Your eyes must have tricked you.” -“Well, I’ll inform Lord Feebas anyways. You never know what those stinky creatures can do.”
  • “Mostly, splash and jump around hahaha.”

Jesuskarp was excited. She just left the city! And it has been way easier that she expected. “But now it’s not the time to be happy. There is a long way to go.” So she look back, to the city that had been her home for all her life, and then started her voyage to find Gyarados and restore the order and freedom in her lake.

TO BE CONTINUED ( holy fuck it took me long to write chapter one)

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Crap you’re gonna win.

The Birth of the Golden Magikarp Warrior:

Many of those in the world of pokemon have heard the legends of the red gyarados of the Lake of Rage. The famous Team Rocket had used an evolution ray that provoked early evolution in the once magikarp, so upon evolution it kept its red color instead of a normal gyrados’s blue color. Many now accept this as its shiny form, but many questions have been asked when the recent gold magikarp was discovered.

The first gold magikarp was discovered too in the Lake of Rage, long after the red gyarados was born. The red gyarados was said to have a mate. This gyarados and his mate had an egg together, but ever since the knowing the ray could be a threat to his child, the gyarados went on a rampage. Many months later, the time had come to when the egg would soon hatch. Sadly, before this gyarados could get a chance to see his child, he was captured for the destruction to the neighboring town. The father and child were separated by one throw of an ultra ball.

Not long after his father’s capture, a young healthy magikarp burst from the egg. Its mother was shocked, as this magikarp’s color was different than other magikarp. Because of the genes from its father, the magikarp had scales of gold that plated the young fish’s body. This magikarp was born from the altered genes of the father, thus giving this pokemon its gold color.

Having the scales of gold, this magikarp was special, too special. Other pokemon often teased this magikarp for its gold color, and mocked it for how its father, a mighty gyarados, was captrued so easily. This gold color of the magikarp left it friendless. Determined to prove itself to the other pokemon, and to stop the bullying, this pokemon vowed to train, train harder than any other pokemon. But wanting to prove itself, it refused to evolve under any circumstances. If it was going to show those pokemon, this magikarp was to stay in its fishy form for all of his days.

The magikarp trained with any pokemon that challenged him to battle. At first, his splash attack wasn’t doing much, so he found a stick to help him battle other pokemon, using it like a weapon. As soon as this pokemon learned to tackle, he kept the stick as a reminder of his splashing days. It wasn’t long before this magikarp learned flail, his strongest attack. He kept training and training, and as soon as this magikarp was trained as much as he could, his golden scales shone brighter than ever before. Whenever light touched the creature, his scales reflected the light with such beauty.

This magikarp proved to be tough. But with its power, it vowed to help other newborn pokemon in the lake, protecting them from other bullying pokemon. From that egg laid in the Lake of Rage was born an outcast. What was formed, a warrior.

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I don’t usually write my stories in paragraphs so would it be ok if I just wrote 2 pages?

Okay

You will 100% love my story.

no comments on mine? :frowning:

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I’m getting some megastones, when I finish I will read it dont worry :slight_smile: