Uh-oh, who could that be?
Great. The cult of ̶C̶t̶h̶u̶l̶u̶ Deoxys is here…
Do I, though?
You can’t possibly mean…
Over my dead body! Wait…
Not a chance, buddy. ̶C̶t̶h̶u̶l̶u̶ Deoxys can look elsewhere for hosts.
Esrtwhile best buddy? You’ve certainly seen better days.
From friendship to attempted murder. Pokerus is one heck of a drug apparently.
You’ve definitely seen better days, buddy.
Nothing special here, Mega Evo+Fake Out for Deoxys, use Metagross for boost fodder and KO with Crunch, Deoxys gets Max Revived and Superpowers for a crapton of damage. Kill it, M. Eevee in next. Outspeed with Return, Shaymin next. Take an Energy Ball for about half, heal, take another EB, left at critically low HP but KO w/ Return. D. Luxray is outsped and KO’d with Crunch. Pretty trivial fight to be honest (then again, what fight with M. Kanga isn’t trivialized?)
You sound more like a petulant 5-year-old than a grown ̶C̶t̶h̶u̶l̶u̶ Deoxys cultist.
At least he gives credit where credit is due, although I’d rather not look like an offspring of an eldritch abomination, thank you very much.
finger snaps Puh-lease, I am already excellent.
Afterwards, Damien/Deoxys shows a surprising amount of sentience for a parasitized human and gives me a present in the form of a Crystal Shard(!).
Also, can we talk about how the guy just never catches a break? For all of his effort, no one gives him the time of day or takes him seriously, then he later gets turned into something you’d only see in questionable Japanese media. Yikes.
Tune in next time for the epic battles with the 8th Gym Leader (y’all know who it is), the two-faced prettyboy (seriously, his name should be Janus instead), and the puppet master behind all of the machinations involving the cults! Don’t miss it!