Insurgence: Cheese Mode

Oh for… Of course I forgot to post yesterday.
Sorry!
Anyway,



Here are Snekmon and Catmon, the two newest members of the team.


And Snowmon, a backup in case anything goes wrong and I need a fairy type.


Why does what’s-his-face even do this?


Fun fact: these stairs disappear if you haven’t talked to him first.


This might come in handy if, I dunno, we get attacked by an eldritch god Pokémon at some point in the future.


…what


PERSEPHONE! LOOK AT YOUR CLOTHES!


When your pet mole oneshots a rock made of souls that’s 9 levels above it, you know that you’re doing right.


Persephone, as usual, isn’t an issue.


If only more people thought like this…


Oh, I missed this name.


Well that was clutch.


Please ignore this massively overlevelled snek.


Why did…ahh screw it this game makes no sense anyway.


By which you mean you have a Mew and can escape as soon as you get your badge?


This one sentence is the bane of my existence. We saw the Riolu and the Mega Lucario, but Cynthia and Adam (who was trapped in my head at the time) were there…three years ago?! What?!


When something confusing is happening, call the dairy product.


…yes you can. I beat it with five fish and a choppy thing made of frozen water.


Why did Jaern capitalise ‘she’, but her followers don’t?


In case you somehow didn’t believe that Delta Scyther wasn’t completely broken in every way, watch it one-shot a shuckle.


You do know that there is no way in hell that I believe that, right?


Yes…except you just told me that they were exact opposites.


Wh…how do you know that?


Level 98 snek OP


Aha! The exact thing I predicted happened! Who would have guessed!


And that seems like a good place to end this post.

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Oh! Before I forget…


Names?

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the riolu probably lives there and cynthia’s lucario scares enemies/predetors or whatever of every now and again

chunkymon
scratch that, thiccmon

Would it not have evolved or left? Because there are wild lucario in the crystal caves we know that they can evolve in the wild, and it probably would have got bored of being repeatedly assaulted for three years.

Pokémon Insurgence used Plot Hole!
It’s super effective!
Blue2ooth became confused!

This series is stupidly entertaining

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Thiccpigmon

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jhon swina

or pigferno

it must be {insert meme}mon

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why didnt it evolve? probably ate an everstone/ never gained exp due to its mother’s overprotectiveness. which also explains why it didnt leave. i became and introvert to put it plainly; it was afraid of leaving/disobeying its mom

yes.

Hawkmon. If you understand this reference I will be very surprised

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Y’all mind if I just…
Understand the reference?

Well, I’m never all that surprising anyway.
I have no idea what you’re talking about.

piggymon

baconmon

tastymon