Here’s my team for the next release. I assembled it after people who are important in my life.
My favorite Pokemon of all time since Pokemon Red, so obviously me, Chaos (Charizard) w/Charizardite Y Blaze, Modest Air Slash Solar Beam Flamethrower Focus Blast
My brother, my longtime partner, his favorite Pokemon of all time, and also a good partner for Chaos, Zaur (Venusaur) w/Black Sludge Chlorophyll, Bold Giga Drain Sludge Bomb Leech Seed Sleep Powder
My oldest son’s favorite Pokemon, thanks to the anime, which I named after him, Raphael (Greninja) w/Life Orb Protean, Timid Night Slash (will replace with Dark Pulse) Ice Beam Extrasensory Scald
My youngest son, whose little name is “lil cat”, but who is also really strong for his age and can be really quick to fucking grab anything that’s within its reach, Hubert (Lucario) w/Life Orb Justified, Adamant Bullet Punch Extreme Speed Close Combat Swords Dance
My girlfriend, who knows fucking everything at all time (I swear she got psychics powers, she reads minds), but is also the sweetest thing I met in my life, Anne (Gardevoir) w/Leftovers Synchronize, Timid Psyshock Hypnosis (will replace with Shadow Ball) Moonblast Calm Mind
My best friend, who can be the smartest and stupidest person at the same time, Derp (Stunfisk) w/Leftovers or Stunfiskite Static, Bold Thunderbolt Earth Power Stealth Rock Livewire
And on the bench for coverage:
My father, my hero, the strongest person I ever knew, the man of steel, Real (Metagross) w/Metagrossite Clear Body, Jolly Meteor Mash Zen Headbutt Hammer Arm Water Shot (Water Custom Move)
My mother, who passed away last summer, but who played a major role in my life, Line (Kangaskhan) - will give Kangaskhanite when available Scrappy, Jolly Return Crunch Outrage (will replace with Power Up Punch) Fake Out
Aaaaaaaaaand… our dogs, two dachshunds, who destroyed our backyard by digging holes to catch a fucking marmot, Gaia (Flygon) w/Flygon Armor Levitate, Jolly Dragon Claw Rock Slide Earthquake Dragon Dance
Terra (Flygon) w/Flygonite Levitate, Timid Earth Power Bug Buzz Drakoin Voice Boomburst